and i need to go to bed now

Author: dramamine_addict

Date: July 17, 2002

alright, sir, i'm placing you under arrest.
but officer, what exactly is it that i have done? i think you're arresting me just because i'm a bear. isn't that right, you racist?
yes, well, that and the 17 pounds of cocaine i found on your person!
oh...right.......
however, some of us policemen so have a "sweettooth" for a certain type of "sugar" that will make things like this go away. (hint, hint)
ah. oops! i seem to have dropped a ziploc bag filled with this seeminlgy innocuous powdery substance. would you mind picking it up for me, officer?