heartbreaker

Author: dramamine_addict

Date: July 18, 2002

well hey there, beautiful. my name is george. i was wondering if you weren't busy maybe you'd like to go out this friday?
uhhh...i'm actually kinda busy this friday with doing nothing. i'm going to stand over here now.
don't worry, george. you can always do what you normally do when you're feeling lonely!
*sigh*
male escort services...gotta love em!
oh yeah, baby! take it off...slower!
ooh! whatever you say! by the way, i'm going to have to charge you an extra hundred bucks for the whole "making me want to vomit during sex" thing.