let's do the time warp again!

Author: dramamine_addict

Date: July 19, 2002

a goof-up in the time continuum results in this scenario.
i claim this land in the name of the confederate states of america, y'all!
dude, the war's over. it's been over for over a hundred years now. just shutup!
shit, you're kidding me right?
nope...blacks and whites now live in harmony, along with asians, hispanics, and many other peoples of color.
interesting...well, i'm off to kill myself now!
yeah, you might want to do that. bye!