"Bruce Almighty"

Author: drflow

Date: January 18, 2003

by drflow
1-18-03
If I was God...
So you're serious... God gave you his powers for a week? Proove it.
Sure thing.
...You know Jesus healed the sick, fed the hungry, and forgave the sorrowful to prove his Godly birthright. I fail to remember where it says he transformed into a symbol of death.
Hey, I'm the a vengeful God. You know, the one in the beginning, before the "New Testament." On weekends I even become S.T.D.s!