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by druglust
6-16-02
The poor priest cannot help himself.
He has such a cute little ass.
What are you looking at?
Our dear priest finds damnation.
You have sinned against me. Now hell awaits... You're about to be.
I am fucked.
Too hot for TV.
I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin' but I'm about to cum!
Yeah! That's my bitch. Take it all!

 

by druglust
6-16-02
Masturbation is only acceptable when you cannot get laid.
Oh yeah! Stick out your tongue again!
Though contents under pressure are better left alone.
I'm almost there... Ahh!
They never learn, do they?
Oops...

 

by druglust
6-16-02
One fine summer day...
I need to get laid.
Five minutes later...
I still need to get laid.
A year later...
Why can't I get laid?

 

by druglust
6-17-02
Take one restrained man.
Uh oh.
Add one horny octopus.
I wonder what it intends to do with me.
And watch the perversions unfold.
*Blup* Get it out of my ass! *Blub*
That's just wrong.

 

by druglust
6-17-02
You're gay!
I know.
Gay people are abominations!
So I'm told.
I hate fags!
But you love a fag's dick. Isn't it ironic?

 

by druglust
6-18-02
Um...
Go puppy! Go puppy! Go!
Who let the dogs out? I don't know, but I've got to piss.
Well...
Aw, that puppy, and his cute little tricks... HOLY SHIT! That rabbit has a dildo on it's head!
The better to fuck you with, my bitch.
This is just fucking stupid.
What are you doing, puppy?
Pissing on your balls.

 

by druglust
6-18-02
There's a moral to this story.
Why did the priest go camping?
What is it?
Cause his dick was stuck in the boy scout!
Laugh at God's jokes or lose your nuts.
Am I funny now? You no-nut fucks!

 

by druglust
6-18-02
Burning cat...
Look honey! The cat's on fire!
Orders to extinguish...
"Are you gonna pass the dewbage or am I going to have to kick you in the balls?" - Wilgo
Ha Ha! ...huh? Well put it out, stupid!
Stomp it out.
Oops... At least its not on fire anymore, right?

 

by druglust
6-18-02
Clean your room!
Eat my dick!
Did you hear me? I said, "Clean your room!"
Did you hear me? I said, "Eat my dick!"
Ten minutes later...
BURP! Oh, 'Scuse me.
Ouch! Me and my big mouth...

 

by druglust
6-18-02
Hi little girl!
Ew! Get away from me!
But why? I'm just a harmless little cigarette.
Harmless? You cause cancer! If I started smoking I'd kill everyone within ten feet of me!
YES! Yes you would! But I believe that's my most endearing character trait!
Hmm... You've got a point there.

 

by druglust
6-19-02
They Meet
Hey baby, are you looking for a date?
Why yes, I am!
They Negotiate
It'll be two carrots for a handjob, three for a blowjob, and four for a trip around the world.
All right. I can handle that.
They Fornicate
Is it in yet?
I'm cumming!

 

by druglust
6-19-02
Thum du yu huvie panus?
Yie, Ite Isn mizye ash!
Uh... Fugot!
Nies, Yu fagut!
For those of you have don't speak Blairsian. I just want to assure you that was all really fucking funny!

 

by druglust
6-19-02
Hey Joe! This hideous freak just tried to pay me for sex!
Did you fuck her?
Hell no! I told you she was hideous!
So what? I'd fuck any chick for the right price.
Of course you would. You're already fucking the ugly ones for free.

 

by druglust
6-20-02
Excuse me?
WHAT!?
Oh dear. I didn't mean to bother you I was just wondering if I could...
JUST SPIT IT THE FUCK OUT LADY!
Can I piss on your balls?
HUH?!?

 

by druglust
6-20-02
No offense to the intelligent youth
Strokeskid2931: ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ru gay ur gay ur gya gur ay ur gay u r gay faggot gayfer queer homofag fuck fart fight fag!
These kids are driving me crazy! This computer has to die!
that inhabit this planet
Strokeskid2931: weard u go homo?
Damn computer just won't die!
BUT FUCK THE REST OF YOU IDIOTS!
Strokeskid2931: deed u run away? u chikin shite lil fag! gayfer got scared gayfer got scared fagot!
All right! Fuck this, If you won't die I will!

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