The Weakest Priest by druglust6-16-02 The poor priest cannot help himself. He has such a cute little ass. What are you looking at? Our dear priest finds damnation. You have sinned against me. Now hell awaits... You're about to be. I am fucked. Too hot for TV. I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin' but I'm about to cum! Yeah! That's my bitch. Take it all!
I'm desperate for sex. by druglust6-16-02 Masturbation is only acceptable when you cannot get laid. Oh yeah! Stick out your tongue again! Though contents under pressure are better left alone. I'm almost there... Ahh! They never learn, do they? Oops...
The Life of Man by druglust6-16-02 One fine summer day... I need to get laid. Five minutes later... I still need to get laid. A year later... Why can't I get laid?
I am a sick person. by druglust6-17-02 Take one restrained man. Uh oh. Add one horny octopus. I wonder what it intends to do with me. And watch the perversions unfold. *Blup* Get it out of my ass! *Blub* That's just wrong.
I'm queer, but I'm not gay. by druglust6-17-02 You're gay! I know. Gay people are abominations! So I'm told. I hate fags! But you love a fag's dick. Isn't it ironic?
Dementia, Fairy Tales, and Perversion by druglust6-18-02 Um... Go puppy! Go puppy! Go! Who let the dogs out? I don't know, but I've got to piss. Well... Aw, that puppy, and his cute little tricks... HOLY SHIT! That rabbit has a dildo on it's head! The better to fuck you with, my bitch. This is just fucking stupid. What are you doing, puppy? Pissing on your balls.
God has a sense of humor. by druglust6-18-02 There's a moral to this story. Why did the priest go camping? What is it? Cause his dick was stuck in the boy scout! Laugh at God's jokes or lose your nuts. Am I funny now? You no-nut fucks!
A cheap rip off of Wilgo's comedic genius. by druglust6-18-02 Burning cat... Look honey! The cat's on fire! Orders to extinguish... "Are you gonna pass the dewbage or am I going to have to kick you in the balls?" - Wilgo Ha Ha! ...huh? Well put it out, stupid! Stomp it out. Oops... At least its not on fire anymore, right?
Intergalatic Tactical Domestic Dispute, and Shit. by druglust6-18-02 Clean your room! Eat my dick! Did you hear me? I said, "Clean your room!" Did you hear me? I said, "Eat my dick!" Ten minutes later... BURP! Oh, 'Scuse me. Ouch! Me and my big mouth...
A Smoking Commercial that Didn't Make the Cut. by druglust6-18-02 Hi little girl! Ew! Get away from me! But why? I'm just a harmless little cigarette. Harmless? You cause cancer! If I started smoking I'd kill everyone within ten feet of me! YES! Yes you would! But I believe that's my most endearing character trait! Hmm... You've got a point there.
Prostitutes are fun! by druglust6-19-02 They Meet Hey baby, are you looking for a date? Why yes, I am! They Negotiate It'll be two carrots for a handjob, three for a blowjob, and four for a trip around the world. All right. I can handle that. They Fornicate Is it in yet? I'm cumming!
A stupid comic in Blairsian by druglust6-19-02 Thum du yu huvie panus? Yie, Ite Isn mizye ash! Uh... Fugot! Nies, Yu fagut! For those of you have don't speak Blairsian. I just want to assure you that was all really fucking funny!
Two Guys, An Ugly Chick, and An Offer. by druglust6-19-02 Hey Joe! This hideous freak just tried to pay me for sex! Did you fuck her? Hell no! I told you she was hideous! So what? I'd fuck any chick for the right price. Of course you would. You're already fucking the ugly ones for free.
A New Kink & A New Stupid Comic! by druglust6-20-02 Excuse me? WHAT!? Oh dear. I didn't mean to bother you I was just wondering if I could... JUST SPIT IT THE FUCK OUT LADY! Can I piss on your balls? HUH?!?
A Day In Your Average Adolescent Chatroom... by druglust6-20-02 No offense to the intelligent youth Strokeskid2931: ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ur gay ru gay ur gay ur gya gur ay ur gay u r gay faggot gayfer queer homofag fuck fart fight fag! These kids are driving me crazy! This computer has to die! that inhabit this planet Strokeskid2931: weard u go homo? Damn computer just won't die! BUT FUCK THE REST OF YOU IDIOTS! Strokeskid2931: deed u run away? u chikin shite lil fag! gayfer got scared gayfer got scared fagot! All right! Fuck this, If you won't die I will!