A Smoking Commercial that Didn't Make the Cut.

Author: druglust

Date: June 18, 2002

by druglust
6-18-02
Hi little girl!
Ew! Get away from me!
But why? I'm just a harmless little cigarette.
Harmless? You cause cancer! If I started smoking I'd kill everyone within ten feet of me!
YES! Yes you would! But I believe that's my most endearing character trait!
Hmm... You've got a point there.