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by drumby
6-12-03
The friendly cowboy talks to the mean clown.
Howdy Partner!
STFU! I will beat you with a giant pink nose if you don't shut up!
Boy oh boy! That was a mean clown. I feel sorry for the cowboy.
Murrp! I can read your mind. STFU. Clown is my friend.
Joe the squirrel feels sexual.
WOW! A real swearing, mind reading alien! Did you see that joe?
Oh yeah! Now rape me so I can be on my way bitch!

 

by drumby
6-12-03
Jerry pops the question.
Hey baby....wanna get down a dirty?
Sorry! I would but I'm castrated.
An awkward moment for Jerry.
Well.......um......yeah
You can still look at me.
Jerry's hopes are bashed forever.!
Really?
...........no

 

by drumby
6-13-03
Hey can you give a homeless guy some money?
I'll give you money you old bastard. *bang boom bing*
Hey did you here what happened to poor farmer dell?
Yeah dude, it really sucks. Too bad the kangaroo couldn't have just kicked him or something. It must have been pretty scary to be shot with an Ak-23423592953
LoOk aT MeEeEe....i AM FaRMeR DELL's AsHeS's!!
Dude those ashes are from my ass.

 

by drumby
6-13-03
I am will kill you with my axe. Grrrr!
Hee Hee Hee!
I am here to avenge my pet squirrels death with this really scary hammer!!!!
MUAHAHA. I will kill you! The alien with the small gun is my friend!

 

by drumby
6-14-03
Hey man. Have you seen my squirrel?
Yeah I did just a few minutes ago.
Ya Ha Ha Ha! I will kill you.
Holy shit dude! What happened to you?
I took viagra....but I think it wore off.
Maaaan. Get back in your cage.

 

by drumby
10-17-03
holy shit! she is hot.
Hi Brian!
Maybe if I stare for long enough she will begin to gal under my powerful spell!
Hum dum dum dee dum dum
Keep Staring Brian...you can do it
Umm what the hell is he doing?

 

by drumby
10-17-03
Must....Keep.....Staring
Is it getting warmer in here Brian?
Getting Warmer........
OK TOO HOT!
Damn it! Not again.
uhhhhh

 

by drumby
10-17-03
Hi! I am Joe. How may I help you?
Young feller, you are as dumb as dirt. This is a stick up!
Really? Well this is a cop station.....Ralph get your butt over here!
I better get going. umm Sorry for the trouble feller.
Rabbit! Stop or you will be hurt or worse......
Sure old man. I'll be going now.

 

by drumby
10-17-03
You asked for it. *sigh*
Gosh dang it! I done gone and got myself zapped.
Man jail life is the pits.
Yeah!.......carrot?
Got anymore!?
No...I'm fresh out.

 

by drumby
10-18-03
Help Help HELP! I'm stuck and it hurts!
Shut up you idiot. I have problems too you know. Now just be quiet so I can think.
Man this guy is dumb. Maybe if I ask someone else for help later, they will help me instead of this idiot.
I'm leaving. You are too distracting.
HEY! Can you help me? I've been stuck in here fo FIVE hours.
Sure. Let me think of a way to get you out............*Ding* I got it...let me go get my hammer.

 

by drumby
10-18-03
Whew! Your back with the hammer.
Yeah. OK let try to get you out.
ow
Umm....I think you missed.
Oh well. I guess we will have to go to plan B....fall over and crawl out.
Wow it worked! And i got a check for my troubles from "WB inc." (No AOL)

 

by drumby
10-23-03
Man. Life sucks.
.....
I mean...im talking to a pumpkin. How much more lame can this get.
I totaly agree with you. 100 percent!
Sorry man I have to leave...i have things to do and places to go.
Fuck this! That pumpkin has more of a life than me. I'm getting a girl friend so I can have sex.

 

by drumby
10-24-03
Some money for a poor soul?
Due to the contradiciting differences between my good and bad consciences, I will have to resort to my superior intellectual thought process to answer that question.
??
Still thinking...
...ok I'm fresh out.
darn you!

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