Cops Page 1

Author: dubely

Date: March 12, 2003

by dubely
3-12-03
I'm sorry, but this park bench is for display only.
can't they see I'm sitting here?
It's alright officer, I am presently ticketing the boy for his inappropriate bench abuse.
No worries, officer, I'll just take care of it, I've already got my pen out here, it'll be easy enough.
bench abuse?!?!!?
I've nearly got my ticket finished, don't bother