CODENAME EAGLE

Author: dubely

Date: February 25, 2004

by dubely
2-25-04
This is a desparate attempt to shamelessly advertise the most ridiculous and silly computer game ever created...
QUIXOTE: Maybe we can jump into the zeppelin with a motorcycle.
First let me land my helicopter on the balloon part...
CODENAME EAGLE. It was created by the same people who made the much more popular "Battlefield 1942", but had far more character and inanity.
QUIXOTE: You dumb bastard! I said jump the motorcyle into the zeppelin, not against it!
hmm... I seem to have dropped both my baby and my pants...
It is somehow the perfect combination of unusual bugs and illogical physics that encourages unprecedented hours of absurd gameplay.
Ok... Now you sit in the sidecar of the motorcycle, and I'll try to push you back out of the zeppelin....... AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ... AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH ...*breathe* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH *Splat*
Um, dude, I'm stuck in the motorcycle, you're going to have to land another helicopter up here before the damn zeppelin disappears again.