Mr. Fragrantbutts ongoing crusade.

Author: dubely

Date: March 2, 2004

by dubely
3-02-04
This isn't just a fight for you, the people of the world. It isn't just a fight for me and my fellow cigarettes... NO! It is a fight for cigars, too, and disposable pipes, and, even Mother Nature!
Aha! It is I! I only pretended to burn, so that I might destroy my inane, grinning sister!
The author of this comic does not smoke anything.
You can still run your useless and obnoxious "truth" ads on TV, you can still have your cancer propoganda!
Wow, cigarettes are cool... I wonder if I could get my older brother to buy me some...
All I ask... NO... All I beg... is that you let me have a home. When I've been smoked down to my filter, let me rest in peace, not tossed to the ground like some lifeless piece of garbage!
Maybe if I roll some lettuce in construction paper, I'll look just as cool...