Purgatory Playground

Author: dueserpenti

Date: November 7, 2002

by dueserpenti
11-07-02
While at the playground to pick up his little sister, our hero meets an agent of the War Machine.
Excuse me sir, where are all the children?
We've conscripted them to fight on the front lines in Iraq.
OK...but did you have to take ALL of them?!
It's part of the President's No Child Left Behind Act.
I thought that had to do with education.
It does; where else can you learn to gut a towel-head with a toothbrush?