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While at the playground to pick up his little sister, our hero meets an agent of the War Machine.
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| Excuse me sir, where are all the children? | |
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| We've conscripted them to fight on the front lines in Iraq. | |
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| OK...but did you have to take ALL of them?! | |
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| It's part of the President's No Child Left Behind Act. | |
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| I thought that had to do with education. | |
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| It does; where else can you learn to gut a towel-head with a toothbrush? | |
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