Prostitutes in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: November 7, 2002

by dueserpenti
11-07-02
Our Hero discusses an upcoming opportunity for artistic growth.
Hey, are you going to that writer's retreat next month?
Yeah. I hear James Patterson is going to be there.
I hate James Patterson! His characters are wooden, his dialogue is riddled with cliches, his-
His last book got a $2 million advance from Putnam.
...Is it too late to sign up?
I already forged your signature.