Paternity in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: November 10, 2002

by dueserpenti
11-10-02
Several months ago, our hero got the scare of his young life.
I think I'm pregnant.
What he said:
Wait until you're sure, then we'll figure out what we're going to do.
What he thought:
Holy Jeez, my mom's gonna kill me.