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Desperate for suitable female companionship, our hero fashions one from his own DNA.
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| Hi. As you've probably surmised, I created you to be my perfect female counterpart. | |
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| Then your narcissism is now severe enough to qualify as a force of nature. | |
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| Be that as it may, would you like to have sex with me? | |
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| I'd prefer to be completely isolated until the need for human contact compels me to fly into your arms for a few days of emotionless fornication. | |
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| Fair enough. Should I call you next month? | |
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| Don't bother; I'll be on the computer until it's time for coitus. | |
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