Prevaricating in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: November 19, 2002

by dueserpenti
11-19-02
Our hero is getting into the Christmas spirit.
What's this I heard about you running a Christmas scam?
It's not a scam; I'm doing a charity drive for a children's hospital.
Oh. I'm sorry; I assumed you were doing it for personal gain.
I am. State law only requires me to give up five percent; I'm going to keep the rest and write it off as operating expenses.
Kind of.
...Good deal, but how are you going to get the stains out of your soul?
My friend from The Red Cross is going to teach me.