Prevaricating in Purgatory, Part 2

Author: dueserpenti

Date: November 22, 2002

by dueserpenti
11-22-02
Hey buddy, could you spare a dollar for a homeless kid?
Homeless my ass! Do you think I'd buy that when you're wearing ninety dollar designer jeans? Get out of here before I call the cops.
How sickening.
I wonder how many poor suckers get taken by guys like that.
More than you'd think.
Hello sir, could I persuade you to part with a little of your hard-earned money for the sake of needy children?
You had me at "hello".