Pomegranates in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: December 4, 2002

by dueserpenti
12-04-02
You know how they say the grocery store is a good place to meet women?
Sugar cane, huh? I love sugar cane. Sucking the sweet pulp, letting the juices run down your chin...
I wish the Mexican laborer who picked it could hear this.
It's true!
Mangoes are easy to slice if you know the secret. Buy a mango sometime and I'll show you.
I wonder what she'd say if I complemented her on her firm cantaloupes.
Sort of.
I like fruit, 'cause I like it sweet...
I'm DEFINITELY not telling her about the two-for-one sale on zucchini.