Protection in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: December 6, 2002

by dueserpenti
12-06-02
Our Hero tries to convince a friend to double-date with him.
Dude, I need you and Lindsay to double up with me when I go out with the supermarket chick on Saturday.
Can't do it; I'll be too busy having freaky sex with my underage girlfriend.
I'll need backup in case she turns out to be crazy.
Why do you assume everyone you go out with is going to be crazy?
Jason, Will, Sarah, Jaime, Christine, Bevin, Arielle...
You're right. I'll bring the net and the tranquilizer gun.