Pansexual in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: December 15, 2002

by dueserpenti
12-15-02
Our hero tries to explain his sexual preference.
You're bisexual, right?
I prefer to think of myself as PANsexual.
Pansexual? You'll fuck everything?
Yes, but PAN is an acronym for my seduction strategy.
"Preference" might be too strong a word...
Which is...?
Plead And Negotiate.