Programming in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: December 15, 2002

by dueserpenti
12-15-02
Our hero waxes nostalgic.
I can't believe we'll never see the old-school Transformers again.
Yeah, just because Megatron turns into a gun. Fucking PC Nazis are tearing down my childhood.
Maybe it's all for the best; those cartoons DID warp us a little bit.
You're full of shit. Those cartoons taught valuable life lessons.
Remember the time you were about to get laid until you screamed, "Thundercats, hoooo!"?
What's the big deal? All she had to do was hum the theme song.