Penises in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: December 21, 2002

by dueserpenti
12-21-02
Our hero's burning curiosity is satisfied...
What are you so giddy about?
I have a bigger cock than Brad Pitt! I'm the man!
So? He's still rich and famous and pretty.
Dude, a lot's changed in the last three million years, but penis size is still the yardstick of superiority.
And so is Jack's.
That explains why you always whip it out at job interviews.
Hey, it got me into TASP.