Pennies from Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: December 26, 2002

by dueserpenti
12-26-02
Our hero decides to rob the local bank.
Can I help you?
Gimme all the money in the till.
Here you go, sweetie. Are you sure you can carry all that?
I'll be fine; I live just up the street.
Bank robbery should be left to people with better balance and motor control.
Are you OK?
I'll let bygones be bygones if you call an ambulance.