Pumps in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: January 3, 2003

by dueserpenti
1-03-03
Our hero learns of fantastic advances in rehab technology.
Jesus Bill, I didn't recognize you without your hideous shambling gait.
Yeah, I've got this new pump that shoots Baclofen into my spine. It really does the trick.
Did it hurt?
Yeah, but you can put other things in the pump, too. I chucked some morphine in there about an hour ago.
Hmm...What else have you put in there?
You know those Slim-Fast shakes? I don't even need to eat anymore.