In Memory of Clara Oldhe, 1982-2003

Author: dueserpenti

Date: January 6, 2003

by dueserpenti
1-06-03
Remember that one Saturday when we were all over at her house, and she'd been on the Bacardi all night...
and then around one o' clock she took out that massive pink dildo and started hitting everyone with it? I could't forget; she almost broke my jaw.
I had a bruise on my thigh the size of a grapefruit. I'm really going to miss her.
Yeah, me too.
To Clara with love, on behalf of all your friends and loved ones, who will never forget you.