Poontang in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: January 12, 2003

by dueserpenti
1-12-03
Our hero commiserates on the sorrows of celibacy.
Jesus, I haven't been laid in ages. It's killing me.
I feel you on that one.
Consensus: it sucks.
I barely remember what getting pussy was like.
It was dark and warm and first, then bright and very cold.
Still, it could be worse.
I mean BESIDES the birth canal.
Oh. Then I don't know.