Paper-Chasing in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: January 15, 2003

by dueserpenti
1-15-03
Our hero comes up with a great way to make money.
What's this I hear about an auction?
I'm selling the rights to my legal name on Ebay.
Shit, you'll do anything for money, except maybe blow hobos for quarters.
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Variation on a very old theme.
YOU WOULDN"T BLOW HOBOS, WOULD YOU?!
Those stories of secret hobo treasure are bullshit, right?