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Our hero relates the tale of his recent foray into the singles scene.
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| How was your date with the supermarket chick? | |
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| Well, she hates smoking, swearing, piercings, and tattoos, and her favorite musician is Avril Lavigne... | |
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| ...Which makes sense, because she's only SIXTEEN FUCKING YEARS OLD. | |
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| It's like she was genetically engineered to repel me. | |
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| So are you gonna fuck her? | |
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