Probity in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: February 3, 2003

by dueserpenti
2-03-03
Our hero works out a plan.
Dude, I thought of a scam to get the cash to move.
Lay it on me.
I'll tell AFS that this environment is conducive to criminal behavior, and they'll give me money to get away. They do it for parolees all the time.
So you're going to tell the truth to a government agency? How is that a scam?
Hey, fuck you, it's the best I could come up with!
...I might steal some pens on the way out.
IS THERE NO END TO YOUR FIENDISH MACHINATIONS? BWAHAHAHAHA!