Pigs in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: March 28, 2003

by dueserpenti
3-28-03
Our Hero overheard this coversation at his local convenience store.
Man, I hate to be missing that action over in Iraq.
That's a big ten-four, buddy. If I'd ever learned to read, I'b be in the Army right now.
Spreadin' democracy one bullet at a time...that would be the life.
You said it. I only wish there were some terrorists around here to kill.
Well, I shot a Mexican with a mustache the other day.
You go, girl!