Post-Paperback in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: March 31, 2003

by dueserpenti
3-31-03
Our Hero discovers you can download novels from the Internet.
So what are you up to tonight?
Downloading some books off Kazaa.
YOU'RE WHAT?!
Downloading books. Novels, classic literature, it's all here for free.
The downside is he has to change his pants.
Suddenly, I need a cigarette.
Good thing you keep a box of tissues on your desk.