Polly Klaas in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: April 7, 2003

by dueserpenti
4-07-03
After five days with no word, our hero is on the verge of panic.
Hello? I'd like to report a missing person.
He worries too much.
She's been gone for five days, and I'm really starting to freak out.
But once worrying is out of the way...
Viva Miami! Whoo!
Shit, now I have to call back and report a murder.