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Our hero interviews Casper White, director of the new Discovery Channel documentary, Walking with Cavemen.
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| Mr. White, I'm confused by your decision to portray early humans as white, despite the fact that, having originated in Africa, they were almost certainly black. | |
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| You see, Charles, the story of human evolution is a journey. | |
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| It begins with primitive, apelike creatures, very similar to the modern Negro... | |
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| ...And ends with white people, who've used the powers of speech and toolmaking to become lords of the Earth. | |
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Discovery Channel: Entertain Your Brain!
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| Well, I've certainly learned something today. | |
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| Some theorize that future humans will be even whiter than they are today. | |
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