Post-Mortem in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: July 1, 2003

by dueserpenti
7-01-03
Even now, our hero is still in search of moneymaking opportunities.
You know what we ought to do? Start a suicide cult.
Word. We'll take their money and haul ass when they kill themselves.
Some time later...
So what's in these drinks?
Theirs is Drain-O, ours is Berry Blast Kool-Aid.
The best laid plans of mice and men...
What the fuck? You can't read a label?
It was all the way on the other side of the can.