Propriety in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: November 1, 2003

by dueserpenti
11-01-03
Our Hero goes to a Halloween party.
Thanks for coming.
Hey, I'm always down to get fucked up. Lemme get a joint.
We're drug-free tonight. It's just going to be me and you and Lindsay and some movies.
All right then, hit that shit and pass it down.
...Are you talking about my girlfriend?
C'mon dude, don't bogart the pussy.