Presidency in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: November 15, 2003

by dueserpenti
11-15-03
Our hero discusses the Democratic Presidential candidates.
Carol-Moseley Braun is crazy.
I know; a woman could never be President.
Why not?
How do you think the President hits The Button?
I dunno
Duh! THEY USE THEIR DICKS.