Presidency in Purgatory, Part 3

Author: dueserpenti

Date: November 16, 2003

by dueserpenti
11-16-03
The Reverend Al Sharpton speaks.
It's true that I once contemplated joining the Nation of Islam, but they asked me to renounce pork and white women.
And nothing beats the taste of that tender, succulent meat roasted for hours on a spit.
Yessuh, I loves me some white women.