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An open letter to the CEO of Mars Candy, maker of the Snickers bar.
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| I heard Snickers came out with a new energy bar. Snickers as health food. I was going to make a strip about it, but what's the point? | |
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| It's like making fun of a clown. What the fuck am I going to do, mock his floppy shoes? Ridicule him as he sprays himself in the face with seltzer? | |
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| You beat me to the punch, God damn you. | |
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