Preeminent in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: January 7, 2004

by dueserpenti
1-07-04
Action News with Bob and Katie
According to a recent survey in New Scientist magazine, Nigerians are the happiest people on Earth.
Surprising news, Bob.
In other news, an attempted coup in Nigeria's Yobe region was thwarted today by Nigerian soldiers and police.
Religious and ethnic tensions have led to the deaths of 10,000 Nigerians since the end of military rule in 1999.
That ought to take them down a peg.
USA #1, Bob.