Princess Post-Mortem in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: January 7, 2004

by dueserpenti
1-07-04
Our hero recieves a frantic phone call from his mother.
What's so urgent?
They're launching a new investigation into the death of Princess Diana!
Who cares? The whole point of the Revolutionary War was so we didn't have to worry about those horse-faced, inbred Limeys.
I thought the Revolutionary War was when Teddy Roosevelt rode to Cuba and freed the slaves.
You're right, this is a serious situation.
Let's get a curry and watch Top of the Pops!