Pen Names in Purgatory

Author: dueserpenti

Date: March 9, 2004

by dueserpenti
3-09-04
Our hero contemplates the adoption of a nom de plume.
I'd like to start writing under a pseudonym.
You can't be serious.
Why not?
Remember the time you puked in my bedroom, and before you cleaned it up you came out to announce it to everyone?
Only because it was the best damn puddle of puke in the history of the world.
I'll give you that.