Brian T. Collins, Our New Neighbour

Author: duxcolonel

Date: September 4, 2002

by duxcolonel
9-04-02
Holy shit! My new neighbour is Brad Pitt!
Heh, I look like him, eh? I'm Brian, and...
Yeah, sure. So, Brad, what's it like banging that one of Friends, eh?
Dude, really, stop calling me Brad, my name;s Brian.
No, really.... let go of my arm, dude!
Um, hello, Miss Zeta-Jones? I'm afraid we'll have to cancel your cameo for... safety reasons.