Weird, I Appear To Have An Actual Story Now.

Author: duxcolonel

Date: September 4, 2002

by duxcolonel
9-04-02
So, yeah, my house is quite spacious. It's got a lovely jacuzzi, you know...
Oh, Brian, you tease.... (Giggle)
Same thing we always do to opponents: subtly make them look poor mates.
Dude, Brad Pitt is stealing my girldriend! What should I do?
Why, yes, I /do/ love animals, Stephen. In fact, I donate every week to the World Wildlife Fund. Why do you ask?
My cockrel is a bit sick, and I think it needs a stroking. You do like stroking cocks, don't you?