The Funny Thing Is, I Got A Letter About This Today.

Author: duxcolonel

Date: September 4, 2002

by duxcolonel
9-04-02
Oh mighty God Of Comic Cliches, you must aid me in my time of need.
Only an amusing plot twist can get me out of this predicament and out of a prison term at her majesty's pleasure.
Curious, despite being a mere 18 and a half, I've already been selected for jury duty. What trial, I wonder?