Thinking Laterally Strikes Back!

Author: duxcolonel

Date: September 6, 2002

by duxcolonel
9-06-02
It seems a bunch of Miss World contestants have pulled out because it's in Nigeria, where a death sentence was just passed for a chick who had a baby out of marriage.
Plus the extermist Moslems in the country call it a "parade of nudity", which will OBVIOUSLY lead to higher levels of AIDS.
Yeah, cause jerking off over chicks at Miss World is guaranteed to spread STDs, isn't it?
Man, do you think they'll consider changing the host of Miss World?...
Welcome to Miss World, 2002, being held in the North Pole!
That's it, ladies, make sure those bikinis are nice and... Miss Australia, take that fur coat off RIGHT NOW!