Ethics: Good. Celebrity Jokes: Bad.

Author: duxcolonel

Date: September 6, 2002

by duxcolonel
9-06-02
Dude, I cannot believe we are BREAKING into Brad Pitt's Bearsden semi-detached house.
Dude, I think we can justify it with his odd behaviour of late.
Man, it doesn't matter! You can't BREAK into someone's house! I mean, maybe he's just become a homosexual non-gamerer?
I suspect there may be more to it than that.
Hey, why are you guys standing outside my house? Want to come in to watch Eastenders
He's going DOWN.