The Obligatory Piss Joke

Author: duxcolonel

Date: September 6, 2002

by duxcolonel
9-06-02
Ok, George, stay calm, there could be highly unpleasant things in this basement, just stay calm...
Oh, thank god you've come to rescue me! I've been locked in here without food or water, I was about to start drinking my own urine!
Let's roll, big man.
And jesus, have a can or something. You don't need to drink your urine anymore.
All /he/ keeps in this house is Mountain Dew. I think I'm safer this way.