Fates Worse Than Death

Author: duxcolonel

Date: September 6, 2002

by duxcolonel
9-06-02
So let's get this straight... you've got an evil twin brother called Max, ostracised at birth, who has returned after years of waiting to get his revenge?
Indeed. Rather than dwell on this poor plot point, though, I think we should rescue Stephen from his evil clutches before something bad happens.
Sure. Er, Stephen, we need to.... Oh, sweet Primus!
What's wrong? Never seen an... Eastenders fan before? BWAH!
Cor blimey, guvn'r, have a noice cup a tea before Phil sorts you awt!