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by dwajsfelner
1-13-01
have you seen my sandwhich?
no.
then this is what i do!
i saw it. but you must go on a terrible journey. thru the beaches of fire and the thing of stuff!!!
hmm. says here my sandwhich has a restraining order against me. its a shame i already quested for and ate it. silly slow mail.
well pardner, the sammich paid me with love. so you ate my love sammich. HA!

 

by dwajsfelner
1-13-01
let this be a lesson to all of you.
you should go buy all the soul coughing albums you can.
why, because they are hip like me?
you really should go buy those CD's. buy buy buy. CONSUME
no, bacause they are more hip than you. they are more hip than god.
well..yes, i will go buy them now.
well..i guess so.
you better stop talking shit about my dad, robot.

 

by dwajsfelner
1-13-01
im not really sure if robots have souls. but...you should go buy Soul Coughing music :)
Hey, jesus. you now im a robot, right? so... i dont really have a soul.
jesus isn't here right now, im his secretary
but he was just here. where did he go?
out. he told me to give you this, for what you said about his dad.
i guess they do have souls.
well, fuck.
HA!

 

by dwajsfelner
1-13-01
right.
the two soul coughing pieces were a continuation of each other. i neglected to mention that.
sometimes, in an attempt to be funny, we forget the little things. like making sense or continuity.
i hope this is straightforward enough for you.

 

by dwajsfelner
1-13-01
after reading a bunch of work by the other people, i decided i needed a callista flockhart series too.
This just in. Callista Flockhart is real skinny!
!
thats right, she sure is a skinny little bitch.
yup. pretty skinny. HA HA HA.
lol

 

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1-13-01

 

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1-13-01

 

by dwajsfelner
1-13-01
jury duty?....im not even 18.

 

by dwajsfelner
1-13-01
do you see that!?
oh my god. its..its incredible
i never thought id live to see the day...
who knew?
what are you looking at?
the new wendy's

 

by dwajsfelner
1-13-01
TV talk. thats what people are into now, no more Ally!
this Tv show sure is violent and oppressive. it makes me hate.
*bang* *bang* boobies! hijinx!
i cant believe this hell i am watching. it is horrible and grusome. evil Tv evil media, i am speechless with horror! why is there no censor to pretect me!?
*media hype* florida goes to.....(evil secret ploy to make money by uping viewer interest in an otherwise boring event so that advertisers will pay thru the nose to put commercials on CNN!! its true!!
wait! i just missed something. its a good thing i have TiVo.
*rewind* *continue to play gruesomness*

 

by dwajsfelner
1-13-01
wow. thats dumb.

 

by dwajsfelner
1-13-01
if you think about it. its really funny.
oh wait. maybe not.

 

by dwajsfelner
1-13-01
*brinnnng* *brinnng*
*blare* *noise*
*brinnnng* *brinnng*
*blare* *noise*
HA !
*brinnnng* *brinnng*
*blare* *noise*

 

by dwajsfelner
1-13-01
hey, ass face!
yes sir?
i dont even wear a cap, this is the worst icon for me you could have picked. waffle eater.
well, right, but i have limited capacities. thats why your dialogue always had swears
yeah, what the fuck was that about, i don't swear and you know it.
is that the punchline?

 

by dwajsfelner
1-13-01
no, the punchline comes after our ninja battle. TRANSFORM!
eep.!
you are so fucked.
eep!
shit.
i will get you now. with the power of jesus!

 

by dwajsfelner
1-13-01
fuck this. you're jesus.
will chris get to eat his waffles, even as jesus? will dave ever kick his ass? we'll see...
damn straight.

 

by dwajsfelner
1-13-01
its pretty funny we've taken this site as our own forum to talk about shit. we could just do it somewhere else.
well, right, but then people wouldnt see how witty we are. or know that we seem to trade off girlfirends...
what we should really do is get nat on this.
yes, ill go get him.
fucking pansy ass. hope a truck falls on him...
i haven't left yet dave, im just invisible.

 

by dwajsfelner
1-13-01
hey chris. we've been at this for a long time. look, i shaved and lost weight. maybe....
maybe its time for peace?
im thinking that, and the thing that nat said, that pride and integrity bullshit?
yes?
NAT BASH!
we should kick the fuck out of him. or at least write comics all about him
ahh, take the lowroad and attack the defensless.

 

by dwajsfelner
1-13-01
hi everyone. im nat. there really arent any good icons to represent me here. so this will have to do
my friends are getting kinda lame, and probably pissing people off.
but thats what they do. i on the the other hand, stay home and masturbate over the dictionary. Pride, integrity, who uses such words?

 

by dwajsfelner
1-13-01
chris, did you see this?
no.
it says here we have to cut the shit. no body thinks its funny, and this has gone on way to long.
i was planning on doing this for money. my career was here!
well, should we tell nat?
no.

 

by dwajsfelner
1-13-01
where the hell are those assholes? i hope they didn;t say anything to my girlfriend. i have to go be smart now.
jesus, it sure is boring. why did the leave?
and hopefully it is!
we've been rejected. its over.

 

by dwajsfelner
1-15-01
so diablo1-2, we're some new characters. eh?
yes jon5-1, we are
do you think that means anything funny will be put up on this site?
all your bases are mine?
haxor. ono. something like that.
i dont even know what that shit means. lesbians.

 

by dwajsfelner
2-06-01
I am the ghost of embarassment. you are embarasses cause you can see my insides. wooo woo.
but i am wearing a skirt.
woo woooo
when i kick, you can see my undies...for some reason.
eep.
i have made him go away.

 

by dwajsfelner
4-10-01
i kissed your mom after she died.
you are such a jackass
.....
HAH!
no, you are!

 

by dwajsfelner
4-10-01
handy andy is sick of changing moms
are you my mother?
no
are you my mother?
nope
oh. i stopped looking
yes

 

by dwajsfelner
4-10-01
this might be correct gramatically
i love all of my bench. it is very nice
oh no! bench bullies
move over, we need room
all his bench is belong to us.
yes.

 

by dwajsfelner
4-10-01

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