The future of opression. by dx339-09-02 And so we visit the distant future. We've come a long way you know. I can't believe how opressed your people are. To see what social strifes we may face. It's not like the early 21st century anymore, but it could be better. Well I feel your pain my metal brother. :) Fuck you whiny bitch! Try being a mutant and see how much respect 'yo ass gets! Amen to that!
When appliances compete. by dx339-10-02 I bet you just think you are soooooo special! Don't you? Huh? I used to be the favorite you know. Well, your lack of interactiveness is not appealing. Further more, you are full of overbearing commercials. !!!!!!!!!!!? What the fuck!? What the Hell do you think spam is? A human food made from animal bi-products. You know he's right. You are full of overbearing commercials. You shut up. You have telemarketing calls, plus you are such old news.
The depressing life of a park bench. by dx339-12-02 I hope no one sits on me today. Jesus! Learn to wipe your ass properly! Well, if I had hands and a towel, I might be able to remove this shit stain on me.