Baconman: Hero or Wuss?

Author: ecofreak

Date: February 16, 2007

by ecofreak
2-16-07
Why are you crying, Baconman?
My girlfriend dumped me for another guy and, *sniff*, he's perfect.
I feel bad for you. By the way, I stole your girlfriend.
You did? I must kill you now.
Ouch.
HA HA HA! Now I have no worries. What a happy life.